peek good bye

so here's the thing.

i dont know why i shud even be penning this down,

but i reali need to take this load off.

First,

it was my HP printer which cannot be for ome reason or another,

and that applied even after i bought the catridges at urgh freaking $74.25.

And then i went to the HQ at Alexandra Rd to get it fixed,

cause im tellin ya,

i have tonnes of work to do,

and i cant simply rely on Bee and specially Fid to print ma stuff

(sorry guys)

So the HP customer officer said,

"im sorry mdm. Our engineering department is closed. Come back on Monday?"

SO.

i pikul that big box of printer back home at Bishan.

Thats not the end!

Today i bought a MP145 photo printer,

and trust me,

i was anticipating to do my work in the next jiffy.

BUT.

THE STUPID INK CATRIDGE WAS NOT USABLE.

and now,

as im waiting for Hairul to fetch me,

go back to Toa Payoh Courts,

im dismantling all the parts.

WHY?

cause i called courts,

and they told me to bring back th whole f***ing box with the printer back!

AARGGH!!!!!

time bought: 3.20pm

time i will return: 5.45pm.

ALL IN THE SAME DAY.

But here's the thing that i ought to share with u guys as well.

As i went home just now,

with a freaking box with a printer in it,

i took this cab.

Amidst all the settling down in the taxi,

i was speaking to the driver in fluent Malay.

And i mean standard, grammatical Malay.

and he too,

was replying me in fluent Malay basah.

it was only 10 min through the journey i realised that his name was,

Sim Ah Teck SHC****

Yes, not somethin new for most of us.

but his stories were the ones that kept me entertained.

so i was then speaking to him in Mandarin and he responded in Malay.

He was telling me how most people were blunt in thinking that he cant speak malay

i mean.

if u are talking about ganja,

firstly,

will you speak about where u bought it,

how it felt,

who are the kakis u can buy from,

what are the best price

IN A TAXI??

with an apek u think could not understand u?

omg.

i cant believe how stupid these drug addicts are.

and yeah,

apart from that story which i slowly interrogated him of the details,

(you can ask me in person),

he was like,

"oklah. kita suma sahabat per. kita salam pun mana ada shake2 lagi. kita salam letak tangan kat hati, tunjuk kita ikhlas dan hormat. Aku tak reti ah ni mat salleh shake2."

and i was gigglin away, i asked,

"uncle, mana awak belajar melayu? Awak dari kampung mana?"

he replied,

"aku dari kampung Paya (paya lebar). tapi aku belajar melayu dari members aku pat johor. Jgn ingat diorang sengket, ada feri ah! haha."

omg.

mr sim,

im just amazed by ur funny cracks and fluent malay.

wa salute sama lu ah.

(ok. this made me forgot that i have to go to courts. Hairul's here, im gg)

BYE.